jesus christ im so bored someone save me please
this dude’s seen some shit
Happy International Women’s Day!
whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids
"if men and women are equal does that mean men can hit women?????"
You. Already. Do.
Photos of Jimmy doing the Polar Plunge makes my life 300% better.
"I’m a woman and I’m not offended by this, clearly it isn’t sexist!"
wow I didn’t realise you were the singular spokesperson for 3.5 billion people of different ages, races, religions, backgrounds, sexual orientations, social classes, and cultures, I’m so sorry
Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons (via world-realities)
"what’s the difference between calling a white person a cracker and calling a black person the n word?" an actual thing that i heard today
did i kill somebody with michelle obama and forget about it